It's totally cheating to pass off Facebook surveys as blogs, but I don't care.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I was named after this song:



2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
It's been a while. Probably the Michael Jackson memorial.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's okay. It's distinctive.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Turkey

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Boy, do I.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yes, but there would be huge issues in that I/she would want to sleep with her/my husband. Friends don't do friends' husbands.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM
Very rarely. I'm very literal minded.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
I've never checked.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
I would love to.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I'm not into cereal. It's about the only junk food I'm not into.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No. I'm incredibly lazy, and fairly sloppy.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
I don't know. I guess I'm not that into ice cream either.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
I assess whether or not they might be a murderer. I'm really scared of killers.

15. RED OR PINK?
Red

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I should try to get better at pretending to like people.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Probably my grandma

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
I'm not suggesting that anyone completes it.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
No shoes, and minimal (black) shorts

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
I was listening to Hot Chocolate singing the Emilene song, but now I'm just listening to kids putting the cat in time-out.

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Burnt Sienna. Because I like that that name sounds like a porn name of an actress with pyrophilia (I really don't even know if pyrophilia is a fetish, or even if pyrophilia is a real word)

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Baby necks
Skunks
Kitten breath
Man-sweat
Gasoline
Purel
Tom Ford "Black Orchid"

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE
My mother

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
No one sent it to me. I stole it from someone.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH
I don't do that.

27. HAIR COLOR?
I really like Dubert brown.

28. EYE COLOR?
Dubert brown

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No. I either wear my glasses or go around kind of nearsighted.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
One time I ate Lavender Creme Brulee and it was the best thing ever. It tasted like flowers, but in a good way.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Like Tuan, I immediately though "massage parlor" when I read this.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
I don't know. It's been a while.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
A YMCA t-shirt that is, interestingly, Burnt Sienna colored.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter. Summer is too much pressure to feel like I should go out and do stuff. I like to be in the house.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
eh.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Nobody.

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Everybody

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
I'm not reading anything right now.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Those kids of mine.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
I didn't watch TV. I watched Michael Jackson on youtube.

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S).
the sound of silence, because it is a sound I never, ever hear anymore.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Good lord, there is no comparison. The Beatles obviously. The Rolling Stones aren't in their league even. Don't get me started.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Germany

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Loud whistling through my fingers and speed reading.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Maquoketa IA

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Anyone who takes the initiative to do it.

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Work Christmas party.